Top Ten Bush Family Thanksgiving Traditions
10. Instead of slaughtering the turkey, they simple cut off its Medicare.
9. Neil Bush arrives with exotic hookers on each arm.
8. George Bush Sr. gets inebriated and tries to parachute off the roof.
7. To spice things up the Bush's dress up like pilgrims and slaughter an American Indian.
6. Laura Bush make fritters out of endangered spotted owls.
5. George W. debates for hours over whether he should have a glass of wine.
4 The turkey is stuffed with secret Enron documents
3. Dick Cheny gets drunk and refers to Barbara as "A Scary Old Broad"
2. After the meal, the whole family gathers around to watch 80's home movies of George W. and Laura partying with drugs and swingers.
1. During the blessing they all thank God for war.